Random Silly Quotes

To save you refreshing the page many times to get different amusing quotes in small text in the footer of each page, this "quotes" page will present you with twenty quotes each time you load the page.

I think ... therefore, I am overqualified for this job.

Here's a quarter, call somebody who cares.

Call out the vice squad! Someone's mounting a disk drive!

C:COPY A:DAD*.DNA+B:MOM*.DNA C:BABY.EXE

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

Too bad stupidity isn't painful.

'Suicide Hotline...please hold.'

Prevent inbreeding - ban country music.

'DOS=HIGH' Hmm, I knew it had to be on something...

The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The Windows 98 Eveready Bunny: It's still loading, and loading...

If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test.

Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity

When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy - When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

My job's so secret, even *I* don't know what I'm doing.

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Raise your IQ: eat gifted children.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.