Just been idly flicking through the best of craigslist postings, and thought I’d share a few amusing ones:
- Ferocious attack kitten
 - The loudest vacuum cleaner on the face of the Earth
 - Cat found
 - RANT: Air fresheners
 - The girl who took a dump in the Art Institute parking lot
 - Free giant bug electrocution device of uncertain functionality
 - Busted peeing in the sink
 - Break In…Break Out…
 - To the perv who groped me on my way home
 - Video games and starbucks
 - You bit my leg while I was passed out and I never got to ask your name
 - Guitarist of megalomaniacal speed seeks audience who won’t combust
 - I was the girl your wife was going down on when you came home
 - Worst. Apartment. Ever.
 - Your Pets Will Not Be Flagged For Removal By Jesus During the Rapture
 - Dead moose
 - Dear Conceited Penis..
 - To: The Douchenugget who hacked my Myspace account (warning – potentially offensive / NSFW
 - Thoughts from a homeless guy now that I’m back on my feet
 - Crashed biker thanks all who helped
 
These ads are really amusing, see what free ads can do. I wonder if al of them are true, or just made up.