Olympic Goatse ftw.

by on Aug.01, 2012, under Humour

Excellent logo suggestion for the London 2012 Olympics:

It would certainly, ahem, stretch the boundaries of the games and represent the great opening available… no, I’ll stop there.

I’m not sure whether an Olympic Goatse would be better or worse than the chosen “Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob” logo:

See also the idiotic terms of use of their website, which remind me of the Irish Cancer Society’s link request form from a few years ago. (For any eager solicitors reading this, I followed a link to the terms of use on their site, read enough to decide I disagree with them, and discontinued use of their site. So nur.)

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Charles Carreon sues charities. I think he’s a dick.

by on Jun.18, 2012, under Wibbles, WTF

FunnyJunk is a website which publishes funny images. Many of these images are stolen from various sources – including hundreds stolen from TheOatmeal. When Matthew Inman, owner of TheOatmeal called out the owner of for hosting lots of stolen comics, including a lot of Matthew’s material. The owner of deleted some of them, but a large number still remained, some with attribution removed to hide the fact they’d come from TheOatmeal.

Matthew just left it at that, and the remaining stolen comics continued to be hosted on FunnyJunk without attribution or permission.

Recently, almost a year later, Charles Carreon, a lawyer who became famous in the 90s after successfully litigating, served papers on Matthew representing FunnyJunk, demanding that Matthew remove “false statements about FunnyJunk” from his website, and accuses Matthew of using SEO practices to attempt to come up when people search for “funnyjunk”. (Er, yes, a page written about FunnyJunk will indeed appear in search results for “funnyjunk” – that’s not SEO trickery or any negative action, that’s how the Internet works.)

Worse, though, he also demanded payment of $20,000 to be made! Er, yes, good luck demanding unsubstantiated amounts from a fellow citizen; as a lawyer, I’m sure you’d know that Matthew has no obligation to comply whatsoever, until you take a case in front of a judge, and get awarded damages; how you could substantiate that level of damages I’m not quite sure.

In response, Matthew launched a fundraiser, intended to raise the $20,000 demanded, which would then be donated to the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation, two worthy causes. The $20,000 was raised in around an hour, and ballooned to an incredible sum of over $186,000 at time of writing – that’s an incredible achievement and something Matthew can be proud of.

Charles Carreon apparently took offense, though, and told a journalist at MSNBC that he “has sent a request to disable the fundraising campaign”. So, he wants to prevent the American Cancer Society and the National Wildlife Federation from receiving over $90,000 each? That seems like something that’ll make you popular.

Amazingly, he decided to go on and launch a lawsuit not only against Matthew, but also against IndieGoGo, the company hosting the donation appeal, who are uninvolved in the whole original bitchfight. That wasn’t dickish enough, though; he also decided to sue the National Wildlife Federation and the American Cancer Society, who have no involvement other than being the intended recipients of the fundraising results.

Seriously, dude, what the fuck?

I can’t find better words to summarise the situation than these by Ken at Popehat in the link above:

Yes. Charles Carreon, butthurt that someone had leveraged his douchebaggery into almost two hundred thousand dollars of donations to two worthy charities, sued the charities.

Charles Carreon, I think you are indeed a grade-A douchebag. I do hope nobody will ever consider hiring you to represent them in future, except perhaps to unblock their toilets with your tongue. Matthew Inman, I’d like to buy you a beer.

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Do big cats like laser pointers?

by on Sep.09, 2011, under Humour, Videos

Normal cats go mad chasing laser pointers – do big cats?

Apparently, at least some of them do :)

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WTF, Blood Donor online?

by on Sep.09, 2011, under WTF

Just went to the NHS Blood Donor online portal thingy, and saw the following little gem:

Um, what?

It’s not a "private network", it’s a fucking website, served up publicly. I think some stupid legalweasel^Hlawyer types must have insisted that that notice be present.

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Browser wars, illustrated

by on Jul.25, 2011, under Geeky, Humour

The browser wars, illustrated:

(From, via theweaselking.)

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Thief fail, Marines win

by on Jun.01, 2011, under Humour, Non-geeky

(via Failblog)

(Likely to be fake, but made me chuckle anyway)

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Bubble kitties

by on May.18, 2011, under Humour

Clever work:

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Alternative vote – best explanation I’ve seen

by on May.01, 2011, under Humour

I’m still not fully decided whether to vote yes or no to the Alternative Vote (AV) in the upcoming poll here, but I rather like this explanation of why it’s a good thing:

(via theweaselking)

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