Just been idly flicking through the best of craigslist postings, and thought I’d share a few amusing ones:

• Ferocious attack kitten
• The loudest vacuum cleaner on the face of the Earth
• Cat found
• RANT: Air fresheners
• The girl who took a dump in the Art Institute parking lot
• Free giant bug electrocution device of uncertain functionality
• Busted peeing in the sink
• Break In…Break Out…
• To the perv who groped me on my way home
• Video games and starbucks
• You bit my leg while I was passed out and I never got to ask your name
• Guitarist of megalomaniacal speed seeks audience who won’t combust
• I was the girl your wife was going down on when you came home
• Worst. Apartment. Ever.
• Your Pets Will Not Be Flagged For Removal By Jesus During the Rapture
• Dead moose
• Dear Conceited Penis..
• To: The Douchenugget who hacked my Myspace account (warning – potentially offensive / NSFW
• Thoughts from a homeless guy now that I’m back on my feet
• Crashed biker thanks all who helped

The US president receives an Essex-girl welcome:

Just a selection of April Fools gags seen around the web –

• Google’s CADIE artificial intelligence system, Gmail auto-pilot, 3D browsing,
• Firebox’s Powdered beer, SatNav shoes, Piss-up in a brewery experience, iREMember Dream Recorder
• Netcraft’s story on browser vulnerabilities driving a mass migration to Lynx
• The Guardian switching to publishing via Twitter
• BBC’s Top Gear to focus on cycling
• YouTube’s upside-down viewing experience
• Amazon’s cloud computing for the sky
• BugMeNot’s registration required

Good stuff :)

There’s probably plenty more to add, mind.

This evening, just for a laugh, I created a script to post short lame (but funny) jokes to Twitter periodically.

Feel free to follow @lamejokes on Twitter for amusement. It also posts as @lamejokes on identi.ca (or should, now that the account is confirmed…).

Spread the news to anyone that wants amusement ;)

Fake DVD dealer tries to sell films to trading standards officers

The hapless dealer hoped to make a quick profit after spotting a group of office workers in the Rose and Crown pub in Streatham, south London.

But he made the mistake of offering up to 300 fake DVDs to officers of Lambeth Council who are responsible for cracking down on counterfeit sales.

They showed the man their identification before seizing the discs and his mobile phone. He will be questioned by trading standards officers and police this week.

Whoops :)

From http://lolgriffin.blogspot.com/2008/11/bnp-karaoke.html